Sassy Love Mini Hand Crème

Hands so soft, they’ll make your monstera jealous.
She’s got more plants than problems—and now, hands to match. This ultra-hydrating hand cream sinks in fast with a rich blend of nourishing oils and buttery moisture, leaving skin smooth, soft, and never greasy. Finished with a lush, earthy blend of eucalyptus + moss, it keeps her hands hydrated, refreshed, and totally rooted in self-care.

Crazy Plant Lady: Eucalyptus Moss Mint 🌿❄️
Fresh, cool, and refreshingly unbothered. Crisp eucalyptus and mint cut through the noise with spa-level confidence. Clean skin energy with a side of I’ve got my life together (even if you don’t).

Bombshell: Smoked Cedar Crush 🔥🌲
Dark, smoky, and dangerously addictive. Rich cedar with a smoldering edge that says don’t pull him for a chat—but you probably will. Bold, sexy, and unapologetically intense.

Hot Mom Club: Orange Citrus Crush 🍊
A juicy burst of ripe orange that hits first, flirts hard, and refuses to apologize. Bright, bold, and wildly refreshing—this is sunshine with attitude. Consider yourself officially crushed.

Love You, Mean It: Velvet Citrus Bloom
Soft petals, juicy citrus, zero subtlety. This smooth, floral-citrus blend is sweet, confident, and wrapped in luxury—like silk pajamas and a smug little smile.

XOXO Babe: Coconut Verbena Kiss 🥥🌿
Creamy coconut meets fresh verbena and suddenly things get very flirty. Clean, beachy, and a little mischievous—like a spontaneous kiss you pretend was accidental (it wasn’t).

Always Extra: Mandarin Afterglow 🍊✨
Sweet, sultry mandarin with a soft, lingering warmth that stays long after first contact. Fresh at first, flirty at heart—this glow doesn’t ghost, it lingers.

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• Returns on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached are accepted within 14 days of receipt of item. 
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• If an item arrives to you damaged, we ask that you return it to us immediately.  
• You will need to report the damaged item to us within 14 days of receipt.
• If the item is returned to PCB and we find sign of wear or damage, the package will be returned to you and a refund will not be given.
• SHOES MUST BE PACKAGED IN A PROTECTIVE BOX OR BAG! Do NOT affix a label directly to the shoe box or it will be marked Return to Sender and not eligible for return or exchange.
• Please fill out the form below to initiate your return (if eligible):