Only Ass You're Getting This Valentine's Day Card

Looking for a laugh this Valentine's Day? This cheeky card delivers the perfect punchline for anyone with a sense of humor. Skip the sappy sentiments—this card cuts straight to the funny with a witty jab that'll get a guaranteed chuckle. Whether you're poking fun at a friend, roasting a partner, or just spreading some irreverent Valentine's Day vibes, this card proves that the best relationships are built on brutal honesty and belly laughs. Because sometimes the realest love language is a good-natured insult wrapped in comedy gold.

Celebrate Valentine's Day, and anniversaries with a touch of humor and naughtiness with Sleazy Greetings cards. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your husband or significant other, whether it's for a special occasion or just because. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Give the gift of laughter and love with Sleazy Greetings cards.

- Perfect gift for boyfriend, wife, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.

• $7.95 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $100!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 1-3 business days.
• FREE local pickup is available in Shawnee Kansas (Choose option at checkout.)

• Returns on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached are accepted within 14 days of receipt of item. 
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• Items must be returned with a receipt and can be returned for store credit only.
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• Send your unwanted item back within 14 days to receive store credit.  
• All unwanted items must be received within the 14 day window, no exceptions will be made.  
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• If an item arrives to you damaged, we ask that you return it to us immediately.  
• You will need to report the damaged item to us within 14 days of receipt.
• If the item is returned to PCB and we find sign of wear or damage, the package will be returned to you and a refund will not be given.
• SHOES MUST BE PACKAGED IN A PROTECTIVE BOX OR BAG! Do NOT affix a label directly to the shoe box or it will be marked Return to Sender and not eligible for return or exchange.
• Please fill out the form below to initiate your return (if eligible):